Kids: Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street....

By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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By jshi8 - 04/08/2011 14:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

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Aelaena 6

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:10

You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

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jasey_rae 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:45

why wouldn't you check to make sure the baby is okay? while, you did the right thing by calling 911, you should have at least checked the baby out before the cops came & more then likely an ambulance as well.

fmylife90 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:49

Haha pay more attention next time

nafarius333 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:53

You didn't take it out of the dumpster first?

jfunnyman66_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:54

My sister had one of those, they sound real some times

JoshuaWoulf 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:54

Fake.

poolshark 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:55

This reminds me of the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode "The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby"... "D.B., my main man, you got tossed into the right dumpster!"