Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried to bribe her into staying by offering her a raise. She told me that the money would be better spent on an exorcist. FML
by MumMatters / 09/09/2016 at 6:26am / Germany (Hamburg) / Kids
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Just find a babysitter who can handle sociopaths. The world needs your child to be "high-spirited" and not exorcised.
#4 - On 09/09/2016 at 10:59am by RichardPencil
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Perhaps you need Nanny McPhee. Or Mary Poppins, depending on what you're hoping to accomplish.
#5 - On 09/09/2016 at 11:06am by cacheson
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