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Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

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On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

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You always told him he could be anything he wanted when he grew up!!! Just a little concerned he is striving to be the next Ron Jeremy before his voice has even changed!!!

#2 - On 08/14/2014 at 11:04pm by Aspen_Grace33

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He's going to have a "hard time" with that! ;)

#4 - On 08/14/2014 at 11:05pm by monstermatt001

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