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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28650) - you deserved it (41817)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

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And you're first reaction was to resort to physical violence (instead of at least a verbal request/warning for them to stop) without even confirming that it was your kid, let alone the same gender?

In my opinion, YDI.

#1 - On 07/01/2014 at 4:33am by BoltTheSuperdog

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A simple "knock it off" would suffice next time buddy, and then if the kid didn't knock it off it's maybe worth a light smack.... But not something that'll leave the kid crying on the floor...

#5 - On 07/01/2014 at 4:35am by thexguyxnextdoor

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