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Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML

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On 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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This is why you don't read your kid's diary.

#1 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:48pm by leopardwilliam

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Normally the FML community frowns on reading a person's diary, but in this case I think we can all agree that your daughter needs some kind of help. That kind of anger and hatred at such a young age is a serious problem.

#8 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:51pm by WhisperSoflty

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