Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
by playdated / 06/06/2014 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Kids
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Some of the best relationships start as friendships in the sandbox throwing sand in each other's faces and screaming "No, YOU are a poopyhead!"
Don't forget to put on a clean diaper first, and bring an extra juice box for her. Chicks dig that. Good luck.
#2 - On 06/06/2014 at 7:54am by DocBastard
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people are always friends with someone that has cool toys...
#1 - On 06/06/2014 at 7:54am by cryssycakesx3
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