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Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50905) - you deserved it (7133)

On 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm - kids - by idiot says "you raised him" (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I'll sell him some coke...$100..... Does he like diet or regular?

#7 - On 05/31/2014 at 7:37pm by mpkpm

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You need to teach him the difference

#1 - On 05/31/2014 at 7:35pm by cats400

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