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Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45919) - you deserved it (5305)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

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Well god isn't human so it wouldn't be cannibalism.

#3 - On 05/26/2014 at 11:31am by dehvi

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makes you wonder how she was under that assumption though

#5 - On 05/26/2014 at 11:32am by titandesu

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