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Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML

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On 04/30/2014 at 10:13pm - kids - by pleasestop (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Did you try asking them to stop? or get noise cancelling headphones?

#1 - On 05/01/2014 at 6:45am by extrasnipes

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I feel your pain, it was like that with me for a while; recorders are evil devices that cause people to punch you in the face if you play one

#3 - On 05/01/2014 at 6:46am by The_Railgun

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