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Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML

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On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Damn, OP. This really sucks! That's not cool that your ex and his girlfriend are having the kids call her that especially if their relationship is still so new.

#3 - On 04/18/2014 at 2:32am by buttcramp

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Youch! I'm sorry... At least they're taking the divorce well. Because the main focus NOW should be on the children's well being... but stillll! FYL

#5 - On 04/18/2014 at 2:35am by LCPLStewie

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