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Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41340) - you deserved it (4225)

On 04/12/2014 at 3:59pm - kids - by BeatByA9yrold (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Fill yours with urine and get him back!

#2 - On 04/12/2014 at 7:39pm by totallybananas

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Tell him ur gonna get revenge so bad he won't believe it then don't do anything. Him living in fear would be everything u would need to get him back.

#6 - On 04/12/2014 at 7:42pm by GirlGamer12345

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