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Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Smart kid.

#3 - On 01/21/2014 at 12:33pm by MateRicks

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Such a creepy sight to wake upto:|

#2 - On 01/21/2014 at 12:33pm by Zeishah

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