I haven't..... Not ever

You want op to get her son drunk and vomiting? What does that have to do with having the flu?

Random quotation marks "show" a "lack" of understanding as to "what" they mean.

Op should obviously make him go today, but of he did contract the flu, hopefully op would keep him home. I hate when people insist their sick children go to school and make everyone else sick in the process.

You'd have to be a retard if you need a helmet to use crayons. Unless you are coloring the helmet of course.

The implication of the statement/Joke (I think they thought it was funny). FracturedMind's head. I'm not saying it was a good joke but yeesh, it didn't need explaining in the immediate next post.

Didn't really explain it, I just made an equally shitty joke. And yeah, it was a shitty joke on my part.

She can't. It's against school policy, and maybe even the law. If he has a temperature, she has to pick him up from school.