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Today, at work, a kid rushed into the bathroom to vomit. Understandable, except he threw up into the sinks. Sinks plural, whose drain holes are so small that only liquid can really pass through. Guess who had to clean up vomit chunks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42613) - you deserved it (3425)

On 01/18/2014 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I hope you aren't a sympathy puker :/

#2 - On 01/18/2014 at 7:22pm by fooltemptress

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FYL, and the kid's life. Chunks aren't fun either way!

#3 - On 01/18/2014 at 7:22pm by SillySweetGirl

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