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Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (3861)

On 12/23/2013 at 5:44am - kids - by rejected (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Super bitch mom strikes again!

#1 - On 12/23/2013 at 12:37pm by piedpiper303

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Ah, Christmas. All about celebrating the joy that is family.

#2 - On 12/23/2013 at 12:37pm by marcranger

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