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Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50383) - you deserved it (3360)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Take the gift and eat the ice cream cake on your own

#1 - On 12/11/2013 at 6:26am by Allennis44

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I would've taken the gift back, got my money back and got myself something.

#2 - On 12/11/2013 at 6:27am by ZY1431

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