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Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49625) - you deserved it (2360)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

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Some people are just crazy, don't mind them.
I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.

#3 - On 12/09/2013 at 12:08am by chottu

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Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."

#7 - On 12/09/2013 at 12:09am by VengeanceChicken

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