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Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54270) - you deserved it (3202)

On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

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Hopefully the parents know you have even a slightly better behavior than that and realize their child is lying.

#3 - On 11/13/2013 at 12:58pm by Vegeto30294

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Seems like the little girl stepped up her lying game.

#5 - On 11/13/2013 at 12:59pm by UrYousername

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