Babysitter and Kids: Evil child

Evil child

By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By ulrika - 24/07/2016 01:09 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

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Vegeto30294 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 18:58

Hopefully the parents know you have even a slightly better behavior than that and realize their child is lying.

UrYousername 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 18:59

Seems like the little girl stepped up her lying game.

Comments

Duoceros 22

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:09

Time to call a criminal defense lawyer. The ER staff is obligated to report this to the authorities, it is just a matter of time before a warrant for your arrest is issued.

justtheotherguy 12

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:11

I second that. OP you can get in big time trouble for such a peccadillo from the little girl.

randome101 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:28

Lies then gets herself hurt and lies again getting you in trouble, bright future

thegreycat_fml 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:03

JFC. Idiot kid, hope Things pan out well for you OP

wdwillever 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:04

Take her up another flight of stairs and threaten to throw her down them and make sure the parents are in earshot. That or just throw her down the stairs..... if you going to get in trouble over it, it might as well be true

grumpy94533 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:05

Little bastard

mprovost420 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:07

Well I know ops pain I've put kids in time out when i baby sat and there was devious children that I baby sat but everything was child proofed and the most they could do was "spill" something