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Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57445) - you deserved it (5998)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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My face says it all.

#2 - On 11/03/2013 at 3:52am by DJisHere11

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I'm half wondering if she is pulling your leg, just to get a reaction.

#4 - On 11/03/2013 at 3:55am by Scorpio1691

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