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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41408) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

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That's a 'hard' problem to deal with.

#1 - On 10/21/2013 at 5:18am by rykothechubby

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Yay! Here come the penis jokes! I just love how original they'll all be.

#4 - On 10/21/2013 at 5:21am by Grand_Cookie

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