Anonymous
Statham, United States
Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML
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u raised him
In on it
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
female
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Shitty genes, no two ways about it.
Perth, Australia
Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Anonymous
Dumbass
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
ParentingFail
Dumbass
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Anonymous
I can't deal with confrontation
Today, my son is so pathetic that when a tiny, unarmed 5-foot tall female thief robbed our store, he didn’t grab the baseball bat, he didn’t slam the anti-theft door on the counter closed, he didn’t even press the big alarm button, he just started crying, put his hands up, and let her empty the till. FML
Jilly
Australia
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Anonymous
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Anonymous
The Nerf of some people
Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML
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airforce987 20
Was it the guy from Bad Grampa? You might be in the movie then
Minnion 9
poor kid 3:
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Minnion 9
poor kid 3:
TheGewt 7
Life lessons!
Damian95 16
Did he hold the kid at cane point?
Wizardo 33
#12, Don't let it fool you, it was one of those gun canes you see in James Bond.
Cad6 24
Honest capitalism at its finest.
airforce987 20
Was it the guy from Bad Grampa? You might be in the movie then
hghrider123456 9
I'm guessing that grandpa Is a jackass......
ITS_Arnold 7
It was the work of Johnny Knoxville. You've been Bad Grandpa'd
xSonic 9
Senior Citizen? More like Senior Villain
evilvagina 9
ahh well time is short for that senior citizen with a little luck.
sweet23_fml 11
why? who knows the guy may have had some kind of underlining mental problem. When it comes to fml's about senior's these kind of comments really get my back up.
falon142012 22
Maybe he's a veteran who is affected a lot by the shutdown.
iSativa 24
Haha that's when you know times are tough for everybody.
ToxicAirplay 4
Bad grandpa, not a FML moment to me!
BluKatz 11
The eldery strike yet again! Will the world be spared of this vicious geriatric crime troll wave?
Kamon97 23
Shoulda peed in their cup and offered them a free "lemonade"
RoseBlack123 37
Please tell me you called the cops! Poor kid :( f his life
leximichelle 13
The cops can’t do anything in this situation (not in the US) since the stand would technically be considered an illegal business seeing the kid probably doesn’t have a food safety license. Just another one of those “life’s not fair” lessons. Had to learn sometime.
elJefe98 8
Lemons.
CharresBarkrey 15
Was it a sweet old lady on a motorized cart??
Chloe555_fml 27
He didn't see it coming.
FailBear920 19
I'll have you know I didn't have a cart! 'Twas a scooter!