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Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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At least now you know that she won't talk to strangers!

#1 - On 09/20/2013 at 1:08am by IvyOswin

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That's why you got to do the whole 'shave with daddy' thing and let her watch you.

#3 - On 09/20/2013 at 1:10am by epicRawrz

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