Sean
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
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Unlovedchild
A date to remember
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
rene
United States
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
LockedOut
United States
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Momma
France
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Anonymous
St Louis, United States
Deception
Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
expassword
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United States
Never forget
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
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Beepbeep7 14
At least they remember.
Welshite 39
Change your password daily to the current date. You'll get endless cake and presents. Mmm...cake.
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Beepbeep7 14
At least they remember.
Arrow44 10
Haha don't feel bad! I could only remember my parents birth month until I was 12
TheCanucklehead 22
...too some degree
lambda_fml 40
OR maybe, its the password Because they remember? :-)
ohcheriecherie 20
at least they remember. I always used to get confused about my parents' birthdays. it's not easy for kids
ChristopherM_fml 16
I agree. It's not easy to remember, I wouldn't remember without a calendar. I don't expect them to remember mine either. Especially with 4 other brothers and sisters.
WaffleKiller 8
FYL chance your pass code
domking1315 20
Theres a couple things wrong with this comment...
sophiekat 19
That's a good way to remember you anniversary date!
Jezzikah 11
Sounds like Charlie sheen lol he got married on his 30th bday so he wouldn't forget his anniversary :p
Chumbowamba 10
This girl here... deserves an award.
Welshite 39
Change your password daily to the current date. You'll get endless cake and presents. Mmm...cake.
GTAmax99 12
Happy 376th birthday Mom!
jarrettd 27
That is the best idea of all time. Thanks op
Kimmismith 11
Hmm.. Atleast they know it!
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Aww that's sad. I always remember my mother's. Then again its Valentine's day so its not that hard.
perdix 29
Ain't technology wonderful? Back in the day, kids would forget your birthday and instead of monopolizing your iPad, they'd be outside, starting fires and tortuting animals.
TheJester12 15
Kids tend to be pretty egocentric. Them not knowing your exact birth date without a reminder is sadly not out of the norm .
clh3031 6
Yep, depending on the age it sounds normal to me. My 11 year old doesn't remember my birthday. She knows what month but that is all. Heck my 18 year old gets confused on the day sometimes but she gets closer than her younger sis. It doesn't bother me though, I know they love me.
Jezzikah 11
I have no problem remember birthdays lol I know most of my families bdays. I used to always have to remind my ex when it was his parents bday lol
skatoolaki 24
Maybe kids are different today but my sister and I never forgot our mother's birthday. My younger brother, however...
Queensland 27
To know it was your birthday they would've recognised the combination of numbers... I'd say they remembered it in the first place.
kagrahamcracka 9
Exactly what I was thinking. They probably don't remember the exact date, and the password may help them. I always forget the day my dad's birthday is on.
Elfroid 10
Well, you haven't given them an opportunity to remember it any other way...
MzZombicidal 36
You don't really know that, though. They could have just recently gotten the iPad.