Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
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Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
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fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
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JennyK1414 13
Eff that.
TheBrochure 22
You mean F flat? It's much simpler all around to just think of that key as E.
fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
Zynris 10
Clearly not enough.
MikeonFML 17
Psh, probably hiding chicken legs...
TheCanucklehead 22
Or a whole chicken
CallMeMcFeelii 13
No one ever talks about how I lift :(. Can't you see how toned up my mask is? That's a lot of hard work..
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Take lessons in Broscience from the Brofessor
olpally 32
Is she related to Jim levenstein from American pie 2? definitely **** your life then. Lol.
jesustitts 20
I thought it was Michelle? And a flute maybe? It's been a while.
olpally 32
Jim took Petey's place and came to surprise Michelle at the end by playing the trombone horribly while he was going down the stairs to woo her. Lol. Yes, but she plays the flute very well :) haha. And this one time at band camp, she stuck a flute, in her pussy. Hahaha. Love that movie
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
caohm 18
I thought it was funny *opens the door to invite back in*
LeFrogDog 27
herd there was door prizes
MichellinMan 20
The gaps between sentences are only getting bigger.
sematariux 7
You should learn to play the guitar, while paired with an amp
summerguy97 16
Gluing cardboard egg cartons to the wall is a simple way to soundproof the house.
Sinistra_Blue 12
Hey, I tried that. It seemed to work, but eventually the eggs all went bad! :p
ywolfgl 21
If it's during the day, u have nothing to complain about
michelleJ11 25
Actually she does. Would you want to listen to hours of someone playing an instrument that they just started learning? I don't know about you, but that would be a constant headache for me.
DKjazz 20
My friend plays the drums, and he rented a reasonably inexpensive storage space very near to his apartment. He had a drum set and a keyboard set up there for practice. It was a fine rehearsal space as well, if a little tight.
TheLittleBear 19
If OP is a night-shift worker then she has a very real right to complain.
imagineapc 11
There are not enough children learning to play instruments anymore these days. OP needs to shut the f up about it.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
C'mon, she could be learning the violin.
bellydancer82 15
I concur. I've been playing violin for 20 years, and my parents just told me a year ago that they used to fight over who took me to my lessons because I was so bad at first and enjoyed making screeching noises.
stitesy29 18
Lol i play violin too Its the opposit for me though Its my parents who think im a natural (ive been playing since kindergarten (about 11 years)) and me who thinks I suck
DocBastard 38
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I used tuba a pretty good trombone player. I know you think her playing sax now, but wait until she gets better. You'll love the music, no doubt oboet it.
ShyAnn29 14
My brother also played the Trombone, I played the Bass Clarinet. By the way, great comment doc, you made me laugh!
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I used to play drums, but I'd always do the "ba dum tss" after everything my teacher said. Needless to say I wasn't there very long..
flea_of_death 23
Doc. I love you so much more because you included an oboe pun.
Subtext 10
It could be worse I suppose...I used to play (bass) trombone and learnt to play the instrument in school...with a lot of other people who didn't know how to play their instrument right back then... What really really really sucked was living in a flat beside a half-assed opera singer. It wasn't loud, not at all...but it still sounded like something desperately trying to violate you in places you don't even want to read about in a horror story. That being said...trombones are awesome!
infamoushack 10
Get a loud stereo and drown it out.