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Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36055) - you deserved it (4030)

On 08/27/2013 at 12:36am - kids - by Parenting... (woman) - United States (Texas)

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It could always be worse.

#1 - On 08/27/2013 at 6:06am by vucui

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He could have said "AIDS" or "Vagina"

#4 - On 08/27/2013 at 6:11am by ImGucci

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