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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
Oh no, not another Paranormal Activity! This will be like, what? 27?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014