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Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38725) - you deserved it (5980)

On 08/18/2013 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sing louder until he goes under

#3 - On 08/18/2013 at 6:42am by Meeeooowww

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That's a sign.

#1 - On 08/18/2013 at 6:41am by ShadowFlame275

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