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Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55030) - you deserved it (3654)

On 07/19/2013 at 3:06pm - kids - by getmeoutofthiscountry (man) - United States

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Your neighbor is an idiot.

#2 - On 07/19/2013 at 7:51pm by xoamy906

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Counter sue him for the distress and trauma that you and your pool suffered from having to watch it.

#6 - On 07/19/2013 at 7:53pm by ScenicSubterfuge

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