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Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47186) - you deserved it (6890)

On 07/12/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by So little trust. (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 10:59pm by Eliseopwns

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You went wrong by letting her watch Twilight in the first place...

#6 - On 07/12/2013 at 11:01pm by Wizardo

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