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Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

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That is just downright adorable, but you probably should have paid closer attention to her if you gave her your phone..

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 2:34am by Lishikitten

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Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?

#3 - On 07/12/2013 at 2:35am by ciigoeswtf

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