Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my nephew asked if I wanted to see a magic trick. I humored him and let him give it a go. He covered my phone with a blanket, counted to three, and revealed that it had "disappeared." The little genius had dropped it into a fish tank while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
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ciigoeswtf 11
Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?
Feedmyaddiction5 14
3 year old+alone with expensive technology= something bad will happen
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Comments (86)
Terselogic 10
Your phone is swimming with the fishes, now. Sorry, OP.
Ishq786 12
OP, your phone got fished!
reaxion 25
This comment makes me miss Tony Soprano :-(
KnifeStuff 8
Fish*
ciigoeswtf 11
Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?
illegalbeagle69 23
just saw that one
Alesanabel 9
Darn, you beat me to it. :p
awkwardloveannie 28
Galaxy S4 Active :P
Feedmyaddiction5 14
3 year old+alone with expensive technology= something bad will happen
persianninja 23
Yep my cousin through my iPad out a 2 story window but thankfully the case I got for it protected it sorry OP but a lifeproof case might not have been a bad idea hopefully you can get it replaced
barricadebabe 15
The punctuation is weak with this one.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
So is the grammar.
football98_fml 20
im not really sure, but that seems kinda fishy to me...
PulseShock 9
Why would you give a 3 year old such an expensive item to use unsupervised..
tragicnightmare 15
Hey, it couldve been worse. Some kids probably end up using their parents phone and accidentally come across something sexually inappropriate
AshleyScruggs 14
6- I was wondering the same thing. I don't even trust other adults with my phone because of how expensive it is, so you can sure as hell bet that I wouldn't leave it with a three year old.
morgasshk 14
Exactly my thoughts - why people insert on letting kids play with phones and tablets without being directly supervised. Lol, one slip of my daughters hand on my wifes phone whilst using a drawing app and she is into app store and making phone calls (which we catch before it proceeds!)
Cazz91 21
Fish are our friends, not food.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
I guess we could say your phone is... Lowers Sunglasses... Swimming with the Fishes. Sorry Perdix, I just had to.
graceinsheepwear 34
Re-puking #2's comment in perdix's signature style? You had to? What you had to do if you want my up vote is come up with something original. Try again, with feeling this time.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
I didn't see #2 when I made the comment... I'm still learning pal, this is the most ruthless comment section on the internet I tell ya.
graceinsheepwear 34
If you have been around long enough to jack perdix, then you know what's up here in the badlands.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
What are you, some sort of an ass?
Link5794 18
I've heard 4chan has even worse comment sections. Never really looked around much, so I can't say for sure.
kurodansei 16
Well I hope you got insurance on that thing or your sunk.
kurodansei 16
yoi're*
angiemarie96 25
You're*
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Too many fails... I can't stop laughing.
DooleyFTW 17
Y'reuo
Link5794 18
*Na'vi
dinosxxrawr 22
tell your phone to just keep swimming. and everything will be fine.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Nemo phone home.
Queensland 27
Wrong movie love
glamorous18 10
he's mixing the 2 of them together because of the situation. I think it's a cute comment :)