Kids: Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my...

By thanks, Nemo. - 11/07/2013 23:13 - United States - Hayward

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

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By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2012 22:35 - United States

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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RIP in peace

By Connie - 01/04/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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Friday 12 July 2013 8:35

Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Friday 12 July 2013 8:37

3 year old+alone with expensive technology= something bad will happen

Comments

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Saturday 13 July 2013 7:28

Isn't the water proof phone Sony Xperia Z?

Turbolag25 7

Saturday 13 July 2013 14:55

I hope you own a Galaxy S4 Active

minidrone_fml 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:30

I understand you must be mad about your phone but your child's behaviour is so cute (and understandable) for a 3-year-old. I must add it to my favourites.

YeahYeahYeahOK 6

Saturday 13 July 2013 17:01

YDI OP Sorry...

PRItalian 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:05

Just keep swimming, just keep Swimming :-D

RawrSean 2

Sunday 14 July 2013 18:32

You deserved it for a) letting your child play with it and, most importantly, b) forcing a poor goldfish to live in a bowl. I consider this karma.

Perry85 42

Monday 15 July 2013 4:01

Sounds like someone needs the new Samsung Galaxy 4 phone :D

johnkocache 2

Monday 15 July 2013 4:49

umm, I don't see how the "you deserved" hits are lower. you're just dumb.

nurchok 15

Monday 15 July 2013 9:58

Hey, look at the bright side, there was very good logic in her action. At least she didn't do it to get back at you for not buying her an ice cream or something... :)