By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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flashback.miss 28

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

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morganrules123 10

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

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flashback.miss 28

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

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soccerstar1996 18

Looks like someone's been dropping acidddddd

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svalaedgren 18

And what would anyone get out of that? Apologise to the neighbours and have a talk with your son.

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hessel 13

#16 i think they dropped acid on your funny bone

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feelingold 18

no no, don't blame the boy...the cat was obviously exercising those freaky mind-control powers.....

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helen_ellexo 22

I wonder if he caught his son in the act

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glamorous18 10

I think that's a little excessive...

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CammyGal 26

Make a big sign that says CAR =/= TOILET. Also you might want to look into some counseling.

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xBethanyC 15

That must have really pissed you off. Now urine a major need of a car wash that I hope you make your son do himself.

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\ 28

I sure hope the paint's holding up... That boy needs a good flogging

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Yeah- he may need sex counseling because he's a dick.

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AshleyScruggs 14

The kid is probably sleepwalking. My sister used to wander into the kitchen in the middle of the night and piss on the floor, thinking she was in the bathroom.

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AshleyScruggs 14

And apparently honesty gets you thumbed down.

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lopsop 12

That seems like a very nice father-son bonding experience

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gc327072 30

32- I don't always piss on a car, but when I do, I do it with my son.

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morganrules123 10

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

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Queensland 27

At least to me, cat urine smells like, well, any urine would...

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morganrules123 10

Usually when cats pee on objects, they're scent marking. It smells extremely bad.

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BaraSkit07 12

Neutered cats' pee doesn't smell at all. That may be the reason for this confusion.

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BaraSkit07 12

Okay, I've had like 7 cats over 20 years and none have smelled. Maybe I'm just lucky then.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Next time he dose it, go into his room and piss on his play station.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Time to be the better adult, apologize to your neighbour, and have your son wash your car as penance, I would think. Maybe he could explain wtf he was doing that for in the first place as well. :p Weirdo...

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Maybe he's marking his future territory. Or he's just a dick. Yeah, he's probably a dick.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Yeah, and for it to happen repeatedly just makes it worse.

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acs123acs 22

Make him wash the family car the neighbor's car and the toilet. Then take away his gaming system and/or phone till he's old enough to use a toilet.

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Zen_Mei 17

Wait, what exactly is he trying to achieve by peeing on the car?

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Nikkitaria 9

Mark his territory.

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feelingold 18

The boy's just trying to mark his territory.

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SirTalkaton 22

Sneak into his bedroom after he's fallen asleep and pee on all of his clothes.

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ryan4723 22

#9 Because stooping to the level of a 16 year old is the best way to get all problems resolved, right?

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lolfood 24

In a way, I hope he was drunk every time. Not that I encourage underage drinking.

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