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Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 9:35am - kids - by thecathater (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Make him wash it...with his tongue.

#1 - On 07/09/2013 at 12:47pm by ireply_wlyrics

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If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

#4 - On 07/09/2013 at 12:50pm by morganrules123

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