By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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flashback.miss 28

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

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morganrules123 10

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

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jackiemora 18

The actually FML that I see is having a son that randomly pisses on cars. Your car nonetheless.

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17This_Is_Me17 8

But whyyy ? I mean , he's obviously potty trained ..

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Queensland 27

He's 16 so yes, 12, I don't think it's a case of not being 'potty trained'

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MzZombicidal 36

Potty trained, I'm sure. But disciplined? Hopefully soon.

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17This_Is_Me17 8

Exatly 23 , so idk what brought him to do this . &' 20 , idk , this is one of the FMLs that leave you hanging ..

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17This_Is_Me17 8

Exatly 23 , so idk what brought him to do this . &' 20 , idk , this is one of the FMLs that leave you hanging ..

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

What. is up with all o(f the random spaces! and. . Punctuation?!?

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TheJester12 15

Looks like the cats out of the bag now. * disclaimer , don't worry I kind of want to punch ME in the face too after that pun was made.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Urine a shitload of trouble now.

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cieloalicia 16

That's got to be very awkward to explain to your neighbor.

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Kiki242 19

Please tell me you kicked his ass? That's the only remedy for douche bag teens.

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Queensland 27

What he did wasn't absolutely terrible calm down

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olpally 32

Wow, put Saran Wrap on your car exactly where he pees so it comes back at him and splashes him. Idk if it would work, but it's worth a shot.

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17This_Is_Me17 8

Kids are doing extremely weird things these days .. O.o

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interesting33 36

He may well not have- but just to check, does he have a reason for being angry with you?

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