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Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50672) - you deserved it (3463)

On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

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You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".

#2 - On 06/06/2013 at 11:32pm by littlekellilee

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Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?

#1 - On 06/06/2013 at 11:30pm by PenguinBitch

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