Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML
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littlekellilee 45
You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".
PenguinBitch 43
Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?
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PenguinBitch 43
Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?
Pwn17 25
No, instead she rotated her head 180 degrees.
PenguinBitch 43
And vomited on OP which then causes OP to vomit back.
Dawnstempest 17
Come play with us OP, come play with us.
hessel 13
SEVEN DAAAAAYYYYSSS 0_0
Mossears133 15
This is probably one of the scariest threads I've ever seen 0.0
klimpomppp 9
Penis
Narelon 12
Correct grammar!
littlekellilee 45
You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".
Dawnstempest 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or Redrum Redrum.
license2chill 5
No OP should chanted back "if you don't shut the hell up, this is where you die.."
thandidavis 17
#30 Guess it went over some heads. I get it ha!
Girreth 7
No #83, we all got it. It just wasn't funny.
BauerMegan 31
I lol'ed at the counselling hahaha.
Simbaby 23
Lol I 'bout died when I read this one XD
anders09ma 7
Lol XD
woainishamu 21
This sounds like the start of a horror flick.
molzipan 16
let's hope there isn't a sequel for OP's sake.
mac8080 7
SHE'S A DEVIL
katiesam199 11
call the priest
jessicajackson_fml 8
Kill it with fire Jk Jk Jk
peterjohnson 2
That would only work if OP had a brother.
Astronaut01 11
I would make her stay in my parents bed
amandathecreator 22
Either psychopathic or trying to scare you ! Lock her in her room
Ian7890 23
She might just be saying it in her sleep, I know my brother says i say creepy things in my sleep and of course I don't mean them.
MilkyFilmz 26
If you don't mind me asking,like what?
bandaidstations 28
One time, my boyfriend rolled over and grabbed me and screamed "I'm going to cut off your arms and roll your legs!" Usually, he's very peaceful though haha..
iChompYa 18
Kidd, they just say the darnedest things
PenguinBitch 43
Yes, Jason Kidd does say the darnedest things. I only kidd. :P
jojimugo 20
Other kids do, this one is plain scary and psychotic.
yesio12 13
Stay away from her as much as you possibly can. This is seriously the creepiest FML I've ever read.
Cusefan5 6
That is ******* creepy
inthedopeshow 17
Agreed, I was reading FMLs in bed and ended up turning on my light .____.
Dawnstempest 17
@ 23 I'll let you in on a little secret. Light doesn't protect you, it just makes them stronger.
Ajwc101 24
Really?! Your really going do that to me?
inthedopeshow 17
31, I just need to see the monster so I can decide which window to jump out of