Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

by VDM / 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm / Kids

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  • That beyond blows. Airport security isn't fun when you're NOT being accused of smuggling firearms

    #1 - On 06/03/2013 at 11:40pm by EdwardC777

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  • when he goes into the next grade, tell the teacher he lies about everything he says and to never ever trust him, *wink*

    #2 - On 06/03/2013 at 11:43pm by jessejamesc

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