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Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML


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On 05/31/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)

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That username.

#1 - On 05/31/2013 at 9:08pm by HereticalHomo

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Well, look on the bright side; your son has excellent eloquence. Most six-year-olds can't pronounce vasectomy.

#4 - On 05/31/2013 at 9:10pm by misspandamonium

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