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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64177) - you deserved it (5157)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

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I suggest locking your door at night

#2 - On 05/30/2013 at 9:30pm by watchme

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I don't think he's old enough to really understand death... And how permanent it is

#1 - On 05/30/2013 at 9:30pm by shorty6823

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