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Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39695) - you deserved it (8875)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by meepdaleap - United States (Virginia)

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At least you were being considerate to the children

#1 - On 05/17/2013 at 2:43am by sabrinaacrow

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Best life lessons are taught by our parents

#4 - On 05/17/2013 at 2:45am by grahmagog

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