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Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45888) - you deserved it (2726)

On 05/07/2013 at 4:21pm - kids - by bet a woman would've been thanked (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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Awkward situation, but at least both of you only wanted to help the girl! Kudos to both!

#1 - On 05/07/2013 at 11:10pm by BlinkandRHCP

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I love it when the OP's name is something snarky like that.

#2 - On 05/07/2013 at 11:10pm by ygdrassil

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