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Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43774) - you deserved it (11279)

On 04/10/2013 at 8:45pm - kids - by Me - United States (California)

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Damn. So much for being nice. Kids these days..

#1 - On 04/11/2013 at 2:46am by bombtastic

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I don't know man. I'd be freaked out too if some random man (who I happened to be eye to dick level to) poked me with something hard...

#12 - On 04/11/2013 at 2:54am by cmtxbe

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