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Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML


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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

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Buy a can of spray paint and spray over it. It'll look like hell, but you're going to have to get it fixed anyway, and I doubt you'll be able to make it very far with it the way it is.

Oh, and go to the cops if you can. Paint jobs are expensive, and you don't need to deal with that kind of crap.

#2 - On 03/06/2013 at 3:08am by SApprentice

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Just spray paint her address and contact information under the "Free Candy" :)

#4 - On 03/06/2013 at 3:12am by Subtext

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