By cjw - 06/03/2013 00:07 - United States

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
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SApprentice 34

Buy a can of spray paint and spray over it. It'll look like hell, but you're going to have to get it fixed anyway, and I doubt you'll be able to make it very far with it the way it is. Oh, and go to the cops if you can. Paint jobs are expensive, and you don't need to deal with that kind of crap.

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Subtext 10

Just spray paint her address and contact information under the "Free Candy" :)

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zandalee 19

Who's Candy and why is she locked in your van? ;)

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perdix 29

Candy Johnson. We still have lots of work to do to get the word out.

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andyyroxx 20

That must be a paint in the ass... Psychopathic is right.

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leelafry 16

Try using rubbing compound to remove it. be careful to not go through your color. Then paste wax over it. Will take time but cheaper than painting if it works.

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ctchan2381 5

well if you have enough solid evidence proofing that she was the one who did that... sue her and make her pay for the damage....you shouldn't have to suffer for her act of vandalism....and thank god shes your ex.... shes a total bitch

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Mads_1234 28

You can go to the police for that. You shouldn't have to deal with that kind of crap. FYL, OP

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vanessa09865 23

Damn, FYL. Sucks for you man, lets hope parent recognize you instead of seeing the van and calling the po-po.

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Nomadic1 20

Bitches be crazy...lol

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BellaFurfaro 12

Maybe it's a good idea to actually have candy in this van..

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