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Man or woman?

Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML


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On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

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Think of the bright side! You're her role model and you inspire her! Even if you might look like a whale!

#3 - On 03/05/2013 at 5:51pm by Lioness8197

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Whale, whale, whale, looks like it's time to teach the little spout some manners, you can't wait until it all blows over.

#6 - On 03/05/2013 at 5:53pm by LanaViolin

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