Kids: Cheers

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By peace out - 05/03/2013 20:19 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2017 14:00

Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By Abby_gummibear - 19/03/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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By ninaaaa - 24/02/2014 00:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

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By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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By Xibalba - 01/09/2020 14:02

Today, my 5-year-old daughter drew a picture of our family. A typical drawing for a 5-year-old. Sticks and straws. One had two round shapes on its chest. "Is that mommy and is that one me?" I asked. "No daddy," she said. "You’re this one," she said while pointing out the one with boobs. FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Lioness8197 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:51

Think of the bright side! You're her role model and you inspire her! Even if you might look like a whale!

LanaViolin 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:53

Whale, whale, whale, looks like it's time to teach the little spout some manners, you can't wait until it all blows over.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 18:47

You should be happy she chose you.

11grace18 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 21:51

Well...it's the thought that counts right?

luckylove869 7

Saturday 9 March 2013 18:31

At least your her role model!!

yui9 4

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:47

Burn!

ReverendWhiley 1

Friday 15 March 2013 20:04

That's adorable.

heyyitsemilia 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 19:11

Well, at least you're her role model..even though in her eyes you look like a whale

_FvckMyLife_ 13

Thursday 5 June 2014 16:12

At least your her role model..

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 2 May 2018 18:43

Maybe you remind her of a whale? Like you love the ocean? Or you just have the same personality?

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