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Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28783) - you deserved it (6421)

On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

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You should make her pancakes

#1 - On 02/27/2013 at 5:53pm by MolesterStallone

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I bet that just scared the crêpe out of you, didn't it?

#13 - On 02/27/2013 at 6:01pm by Pleonasm

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