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Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 5:48pm - kids - by missedout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What kind of Bitch does that? That's when you wait for her to fall asleep and shave her head

#3 - On 02/06/2013 at 3:02am by chelsearenaeee

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Well, looks like you won't be needing the shampoo after all. Save it for later!

#1 - On 02/06/2013 at 3:00am by EsotericBrent

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