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Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27080) - you deserved it (2498)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:52pm - kids - by NeverEscaping (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Well. It is your mommy. All mommies are like that! You just gotta talk to her and comfort her that you're not moving out yet! Tell her you love her!

#1 - On 02/03/2013 at 4:07am by PincessBoff

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At least it's a sign that she does love you and will miss you, when you do leave eventually

#3 - On 02/03/2013 at 4:12am by KM96

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