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Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26959) - you deserved it (5020)

On 01/26/2013 at 3:42am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Alaska)

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Weren't you watching him? YDI because that's your job to watch him OP.

#2 - On 01/26/2013 at 12:42pm by Vinchenzo_Flux

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That boy has a future in politics.

#4 - On 01/26/2013 at 12:43pm by Airman1988

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