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Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43855) - you deserved it (4548)

On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

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World's youngest troll?

#1 - On 01/15/2013 at 1:09pm by saksxalmo

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I have to say, I do love a good prank. Cruel, yes. Well done, for sure.

#3 - On 01/15/2013 at 1:11pm by willbur73q

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